“Good evening, sir. What can I get for you?” Said the waiter.
“I’ll take a big, juicy steak. Medium well.” Said the customer.
“And will that be all?”
“That should do it.”
The customer received his meal ten minutes after he ordered. The waiter returned five minutes after that.
“How is your meal, sir?” Asked the waiter.
“It’s good, but they gave me seafood.”
The waiter’s eyes popped open. “I’m terribly sorry sir, I’ll go and—”
After taking a big bite the customer said, “See, food!” And he opened his mouth wide.
The waiter held back a gag and said, “Oh, the vulgarity!” as he walked away.
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